For the past two years, Cath and I have been treating ourselves to a nice little getaway in Niagara Falls as our birthday present to each other. Work is not invited. When we first decided to go we were recommended to stay at the Kilpatrick Manor, a lovely little bed and breakfast just minutes from downtown Niagara. Well, we had such an enjoyable visit last year that we decided to do it again this year.
It’s run by the husband/wife tag team of Kevin and Nance.
Kevin is a professional chef and takes care of the Breakfast side of things. He offers three options for breakfast and every day is different. Each selection is gourmet and can be tailored to your tastes. He’ll also talk your ear off about just about anything. From politics to comic books, we chatted about everything.
Nance is the host and the organizer of the house taking care of the Bed side of things. Our room was ready and, since we were return visitors we had fruit,cheese and wine waiting for us when we arrived. Nice touch!
We planned our trip a little after our birthdays this year, the weekend of April 18th to be exact. Last year we were in the stately Chrysler Room. This year we decided to try out the Hunniford Room which came complete with a fireplace surrounded by a lovely sitting area, a king sized bed, bathrobes and slippers and our very our spa jet, massaging shower with mood lighting! Whoo!
We took advantage of the room for an evening, enjoying a bottle of wine or two, a selection of chocolates and the delicious fruit/cheese which had been provided by our hosts. The Manor also had a nice selection of DVD’s available of which we watched a few on our flat screen television, also part of the room.
After spending the first evening in the splendour of the Hunniford, we decided to tour the downtown strip and check out what was going on in Niagara. On our way, we saw a bevy of pot legalization advocates protesting in a local park. All around them were open parking lots and vacant stores. Nothing quite like preaching to yourself to get the word around!
Last year we went around the Ripley’s Believe It Or Not museum — which I highly recommend. This year we decided to tour the midway taking in Tussaud’s Wax Museum and a few of the other spectacles offered along Clifton Hill.
We really enjoyed the wax museum. There was really quite a lot to see and most of the exhibits were set up with themes in mind. There was the Hollywood room full of stars from today and yester-year. There was a room for the royal family. Cath and I really enjoyed the horror and sci-fi themed area of the museum. There was even a place to take a picture of yourself going over the falls in a mock barrel! We took every opportunity that we had to ham it up a bit and play with the figures. I know we weren’t supposed to but — you only live once.
After having a great time in the waxworks we wandered down Clifton Hill to see what else was offered. If you’re interested in thrills and chills, Niagara has it. They have a working amusement park, movie themed rides and numerous entertainment venues claiming to be so scary they’ve got sign boards boasting how many patrons have had to turn around before making it all the way through! Personally, if they really are as uncomfortable as they say, so much so that I wouldn’t be interested in finishing the tour, I don’t know why I’d pay. So we didn’t.
We carried on towards the Falls and checked out the majesty of one of the world’s most amazing natural wonders. It’s fantastic to have this right in our own backyard. You can get there in an hour from Toronto and it’s free to see so there’s really no excuse not to go.
After taking in the falls we wandered back up Clifton Hill in search of a large video arcade. We found one, the Niagara Falls Museum and Penny Arcade. Cath and I are quite partial to games that require you to kill zombies with a model gun. The House Of The Dead series of games are really good for this. They had the first in the series hidden in the back. We found out that we’re crackshots and spent half an hour playing the game on our original tokens!
After our lust for zombie death was sated we moved on to the shooting gallery. It was set up at the very back of the arcade and was made to look like a wild west frontier. Using a mock rifle we were challenged to shoot ‘light’ at sensors around the scene. Every recognized shot made something happen. One shot would make an animatronic wolf howl. Aanother would make a groundhog pop out of a jar. Cath was awesome! I fear for anyone who would try to duel with her. For every shot she made, she received some tickets that were redeemable for prizes. We had 49. That was almost enough for a plastic soldier man or a novelty kids mirror. We ended up giving the tickets to a family who were busy collecting to get something worthwhile.
After the arcade, we headed to the Canyon Creek Restaurant where we had reservations for a relaxing dinner. I had the prime rib special and Cath enjoyed the salmon on a cedar plank. Both meals went down well with a glass of red wine and we enjoyed the view of the Falls afforded us by our table assignment. A table of ladies beside us mysteriously vanished at one point during our meal. We thought that they had pulled a dine ‘n’ dash but they showed up half an hour later to reclaim their table, I’m sure to their server’s relief!
We picked Canyon Creek as our restaurant for the evening because it was close to the casino. We’d never been in and wanted to see what it was all about. You know the classic look of casino’s in movies that features a bunch of roulette, poker and black jack tables and some slot machines scattered around? This looked nothing like that. It was a room the size of three football fields full of digital lottery gaming terminals. The era of the one-armed bandits is over.
The room hummed. Video terminals were ringing. People were talking. Machines were tinkling. All of this led to a pall of whitenoise that hung over the entire room. Everywhere blinking screens tried to catch your attention. Lights flashed off and on with disarming regularity.
Cath and I set a limit of $20 each when gambling in the casino. We ended up spending $50 between the both of us. I think we kept things pretty modest. I was the first to lose all my money to the video terminals. We tried a whole bunch and we tried all the options that each one offered. The more options we chose, the faster the terminals separated us from our money. I’m glad we set a limit. After checking out the casino for fourty five minutes we decided to head back to the comfort of the Kilpatrick Manor, feeling a bit like quasimodo, holding our ears crying, “The bells! The bells!”
We spent our last evening quietly watching a few movies, enjoying some wine, each others company and the lack of work that a vacation forces upon the taker.
If you’re planning a little getaway to the Niagara region and are looking for a quality place to stay, I’d highly recommend the Kilpatrick Manor. It features spacious and tastefully decorated rooms with large beds and all the ammenities you’d need to enjoy your little escape. They also offer up packages that include a wine tour of the region or a relaxing personal massage held in the comfort of your own room. We’ll keep you updated about our shenanigans next time we go!
For now, that is all. Goodnight.